June 2012
That Nigerian Kid: 'Fresh Princess of Abujair' →
thatnigeriankid.tumblr.com
’Now this is a story all about how
my life got twisted upside & down
& I’ll like to take some time please don’t go anywhere
Let me tell you how I became the princess of Abujair
In a West African Village born & raised
in the bush is where I spent most of my days
…
“i’m not homophobic, i just think gay people shouldn’t—”
“i know i’m white, but i don’t see anything wrong with saying nig—”
“you’re so pretty for a dark—”“yeah i’ll use your preferred pronouns, but you weren’t born a —”
“if women didn’t want sex, why would they—”
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
hardy har har
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